"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." - Henry David Thoreau

Carlinhos da minha alma, é inútil que ninguém ande à busca da sua mulher. Ela virá. Cada um tem a sua mulher, e necessariamente tem de a encontrar. Tu estás aqui, na Cruz dos Quatro Caminhos, ela está talvez em Pequim: mas tu, aí a raspar o meu repes com o verniz dos sapatos, e ela a orar no templo de Confúcio, estais ambos insensivelmente, irresistivelmente, fatalmente marchando um para o outro!..." - "Os Maias"

"Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'.", Charles Chaplin

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm." Charles Chaplin